Ahmah Said: Sahaja aku beli Merc ...

tranungkite |Nampaknya Ahmad Said berjaya mendedahkan skendal kos senggaraan kereta lebih mahal dari kos beli kereta yang baru! Memang dah saya kata, dia ni bijak dan niatnya pun 'Sahaja aku beli kereta Merc kerana nak mengenakan Idris Jusuh!

Kereta Idris disenggarakan dengan kos RM235,123.08 dalam tempoh empat tahun antara 2004 dan 2008!

Beberapa pegawai kanan BPR menyifatkan ‘ada sesuatu yang tidak kena’ dengan kos penyenggaraan kereta Proton Perdana V6 Executive kerajaan Terengganu itu.

Yalah, memang tersangat adanya sesuatu yang tidak kena; tapi bukanlah tentang kereta itu yang tak kena.Kereta itu kereta baru dan tentunya ada warranty periodnya.Lainlah kalau kereta itu dibeli dari kedai kereta terpakai.

Walau bagaimana pun, percayalah, Putra jaya ada pelbagai cara untuk tolong lepaskan Idris. Tengoklah nanti , BPR yang seolah-olah macam rimau hari ini, esok lusa menikuslah macam biasanya!... selanjutnya.

'Don't blame Anwar, it's you, Khir'

malaysiakini | Doesn't Khir Toyo know PAS is more mature than he thinks? Don't blame Anwar for ruining your plans. It's you,' said a Malaysiakini reader.

On Umno-PAS rule in S'gor - 'Anwar ruined it'

Mooshie Mooshie: Why is he a cry baby now? Doesn't he know PAS is more mature than he thinks? PAS wasn't born yesterday, man. Don't blame Anwar for ruining your childishly concocted plan. It's you, Mat Khir.

Ooisk: I found Khir Toyo's recent move to be a rude awakening as it gives us a frightening glimpse of the Umno leadership's thought process. I can only conclude that Umno is ever ready to abandon their thinly-veiled promise of a fair and equitable multiracial government .

When faced with the prospect of losing to a multiracial opposition coalition like PKR ; they would rather be a subservient partner with their previously sworn enemy like PAS so that they can continue to play the racial card and propagate the Malay supremacy ruling agenda.

I congratulate the leadership of PAS for not falling to such seduction and staying the course to build a new future for all Malaysian.... selanjutnya.

Najib has 3 Mercedes at home, says Terengganu MB

allenstae | I like what Terengganu MB Ahmad Said had jeered, "Look at Datuk Seri Najib, he has 3 Mercedes at home." Ya, Najib did not agree with the MB for buying 14 Mercs for BN State Assemblymen and brought this up to the Cabinet.

The Cabinet ordered them to buy Proton Perdana instead. But the MB insisted to go ahead for the Mercs. Najib loves Mercs, and was he sincere to live an exemplary life? Was he the right person to advise the MB?

Majoriti papan iklan di S'gor haram

malaysiakini | Kerajaan Selangor akan melakukan usaha "pemutihan" papan iklan di negeri itu kerana kebanyakannya tidak sah dan berstatus haram, kata exco kerajaan tempatan Ronnie Liu.

"Kerajaan negeri hendak bersihkan semua ini. Kita bercadang, untuk semua papan iklan yang baru, permohonan TOL itu hanya boleh dijalankan melalui pihak berkuasa tempatan (PBT) dan syarikat swasta tidak perlu mendapatkan TOL daripada daripada pejabat tanah.

"Perkara ini (boleh) dilakukan melalui PBT," katanya selepas mesyuarat exco kerajaan negeri lewat petang semalam.

Ronnie mendedahkan terdapat juga papan iklan Jabatan Kerja Raya (JKR) yang tidak mendapat lesen daripada PBT di negeri itu.

"Pada masa sekarang kebanyakan papan iklan di negeri Selangor adalah haram kerana tiada TOL daripada pejabat tanah atau tidak mendapatkan lesen daripada PBT.... selanjutnya.

Tahun Meliwat Malaysia

malaysiatoday | ....Of course, that was then. Today, PAS has no problems working with the kafirs. They even form state governments in partnership with kafirs. So, sitting down for talks with Umno to explore how PAS can leave Pakatan Rakyat and join Barisan Nasional is no longer a problem either. If they can form state governments with the ‘kafir’ DAP what would be so wrong with also forming a federal government with the ‘kafir’ Umno?

We must understand, though, PAS was never really serious about forming an Islamic State. That was just election rhetoric for the benefit of the voters in the Malay heartland. PAS knows it can never turn Malaysia into an Islamic state. It can’t even turn the states it controls into Islamic States. The Federal Constitution of Malaysia does not allow for this. The non-Muslims, of course, knew this all along. That was why many non-Muslims voted for PAS in the recent general election. They knew that PAS is all lip service and that there is no way in hell PAS can turn Malaysia into an Islamic State. The gullible and naïve Malays did not know this though. They thought PAS really meant what it was saying. But PAS is a political party. And politicians never tell the truth. Politicians say what the voters want to hear and then do whatever is necessary for their political survival.

Immediately after the March 2008 general election, Umno Perak approached PAS Perak and proposed a coalition. Umno agreed that PAS becomes the Menteri Besar and that they can even implement Islamic laws in Perak if they want to. Yes, Umno Perak agreed that Perak becomes an Islamic State as long as Umno is part of the state government. PAS Perak, however, rejected the idea and instead chose to team up with DAP and PKR, even if they can’t turn Perak into an Islamic State. Umno Selangor tried the same thing with PKR Selangor and, again, PKR rejected Umno’s proposal to form a state government.

Then, Umno tried to buy over some DAP, PAS and PKR State Assemblymen in both Perak and Selangor. The offer started at RM2 million and went as high as RM10 million for the State EXCO Members. Still Umno failed to entice anyone to cross over. Umno now knows it would be futile to work on the individuals so they started working on the party. If they can’t persuade the State Assemblymen to cross over then maybe they could convince one of the opposition parties to leave Pakatan Rakyat and join Barisan Nasional. DAP and PKR would be non-starters. The only viable party would be PAS. So Umno sat down and started talking to PAS about Malay unity.... selanjutnya.

Najib’s nightmare isnt over yet...............

aldittan | A photograph showing Anwar's accuser posing in the DPM's office with an advisor, link Najib to Anwar's new sodomy allegation. Najib initially denied having ever met the young man, then changed his story, but he denies being behind the allegations.

Though,Najib might deny any involvement but the motive is still there as both Najib and Anwar are rivals to become the country's next PM. Dr Wan Azizah,the opposition leader said, "Najib's closet is full of skeletons, and to divert attention he had to get something on Anwar, because everything is moving too fast and Anwar is gaining too much ground,"

Pat Lah, has promised to handover to him by June 2010. Whether such promise will materialize is another issue. Political pundits thinks that the handover period is a bit too long and not in favour of Najib. Pat Lah might find ways to consolidate his hold to power and along the way might even 'push Najib out 'in favour of another candidate of his liking,and continue to be PM until the next general election.... selanjutnya.

Proton V6, lambang kebanggaan.

Ahmad Said tu ada betul ada gelembongnya. Tapi kenyataan Proton yang tiada kualiti , memang ada logiknya. Bukan sikit orang yang kena, tapi ramai. Kalau nak dibandingkan dengan harga RM90k ke RM115 k sebuah, memang tak berbaloi.

Sebelum beli Proton Perdana, diorang ada cerita, kalau rosak boleh hantar ke kilang, untuk rawatan pakar di dalam tu. Tak payah gi pusat service, gi terus masuk kilang. Kalau teringin masuk kilang Proton, boleh rosakkan Proton Perdana dan masuk. Jumpa pakar pakar kat sana.

Ni cerita 8 tahun dulu, bila aku beli Proton Perdana. Tu jam .... v6 yang pertama keluar. Masa tu aku kaya. Canggih, balik kampung orang pandang. Tak sempat.... sehari lepas ambil keluar dari showroom ... battery kereta aku kong. Kipas aircond kereta aku pusing tak mahu henti henti. Enjin ON atau tidak .... kipas tetap pusing, sampai battery out. Kereta aku dah macam ada polong.

Aku yang tak tau pasal kereta ni pun gi la tukar battery. Waktu tu, bettery kereta lebih kurang RM100 lebih. Lepas tukar, balik dan cerita kat bini, semua masalah settle. Tu jam tak perasan kipas tak henti pusing sbb tak dengar dek telinga aku ni. Bini aku pun kata, terror laki aku ni, pandai dan tau pasal kereta. Aku sengih sampai telinga.

Esok pagi nak gi kerja... dah pakai smart smart nak gi kerja. Teli leher sampai bawah pusat, start enjin kereta, battery kong lagi. Jiran terjengok jengok sambil senyum " oiii bang, pagi lagi di kerja", katanya. Aku nak baling kasut kat muka dia. "Baik kau masuk, sebelum aku baling kasut aku". Darah dah naik ke ubun ubun. Sakit hati ada , malu pun ada. Telinga dah merah, hidung dah kembang kempis. Aku pun talipon Proton mintak diorang tolong tengok. Aku bawa v6 baru aku tu ke Proton untuk jumpa Pakar pakar [kononnya].

Masuk ke kilang, kereta aku masuk ke ICU. Di kelilingi oleh doktor doktor pakar Proton pakai baju macam macam colour. Hijau, Biru, Kuning, Putih dan macam macam lagi. Dari PC, Production, QC dan macam macam lagi. Aku pun dah ingat. Diorang bukak sana dan bukak sini. Aku naik pening, lepak kat tepi tengok diorang buat kerja. Macam terror ... Kalau manusia, dah sah kena masuk bilik bedah, kena korek dan inject.

Diorang potong wire kemudian sambung. Dah siap, suruh aku balik dan test. Sampai rumah .... aku rasa lega. Kepala hilang pening, hati rasa tenang .... Esok bangun, battery kong lagi. Woiiiiii !!!!

Muka bengang, merah padam. Hidung aku kembang kempis lagi. "Hai cantik kasut", jiran aku tegur lagi. Aku nak cabut kasut diorang terus masuk rumah sambil ketawa berdekah dekah. Aku maintain muka, "Kau keluar lagi, aku baling ngan pasu bunga."

Aku malas nak cerita lagi. Esok pagi dengan jiran aku yang kurang asam tu, pegi kedai accessory, suruh buat adjustment potong wayar dan sambung terus ke battery .... selepas tu, kipas tak jadi masalah lagi. Upahnya 6 hinggit jer.

Selepas tu, aku pakai kereta tu untuk 3 tahun dengan macam macam hal. Bila dah boring aku jual keta tu kat kawan. Bila kawan pakai, esoknya kena gantung gearbox. Kawan aku kutuk aku bagai nak RAK. Jiran aku ketawa lagi ..... nasib baik pasu tak hinggap ke muka dia.

Pemimpin PKR Kedah dituduh tipu warga emas

matsamankati | .... Tak payah! Kalau sapa-sapa yang ada masalah, yang kena tangkap dengan polis, jumpa EZAM. Ezam boleh tolong mana-mana pemimpin PKR yang ada masalah. Masalah undang-undang ka, tak cukup duit ka, nak masuk BN ka, semua Ezam boleh tolong. Janji, mesti tolong Ezam katok kepala PKR balik. Yang tu la kerja Ezam and the Gang.

Semalam, Ezam buat ceramah kat Karai, dalam Parlimen Sungai Siput. Mula-mula Hamdan Taha cakap. Adalah la dalam seratus dua yang tengok. Tu pun kena paksa. setiap cawangan Umno dalam Daerah Kuala Kangsar kena hantar empat orang. Tu pun ramai yang ponteng. Orang Umno pun meluat tengok Ezam.

Mula-mula Hamdan Taha yang bagi ceramah. Tak dak cerita lain. Semua cerita liwat sampai orang yang mendengar pun boo kat dia. Orang Umno pun tak percaya!Lepas tu, hamdan Taha cakap, orang Melayu Sungai Siput semua bodoh, pi undi Jeyakumar. Bodohnya orang melayu Sungai Siput pi undi orang India. Last-last, orang kutuk balik, selama ni pun orang Umno undi Samy Vellu! Samy Vellu tu Melayu ka? Hamdan Taha terkedu.

Lepas tu Ezam pulak cakap. Mungkin sebab dia tengok Hamdan Taha kena boo, dia langsung tak cerita pasai liwat, sebaliknya cerita pasai dia nak perangi rasuah. Last sekali, dia introduce Kalai Vanan!

Haiii!!! Kalai Vanan pun masuk Umno ka? Aku pun heran. Hamdan Taha pi kutuk orang India, Kalai Vanan pun sokong jugak?

Nak buat macam mana, brader. Janji dia punya kes, selesai. Dia ikut Ezam pasai nak lepas tengkuk.... selanjutnya.

Perselingkuhan politik Najib dan Saiful?

penarikbeca | Tau baca bahasa Mat Salon? Pergi baca cepat-cepat "An evening with an ‘accomplice’"

Pak Engku ni pun satu hal. Tulis Melayu tak reti langsung ka?! Kepada yang tak tau baca Orang Putih, dengan alih bahasa bebas, Raja Petra Kamarudin mendakwa:

Memang, (Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri) Najib (Tun Razak) bertemu (Mohd) Saiful (Bukhari Azlan) untuk berbincang bagaimana nak perangkap (Datuk Seri) Anwar (Ibrahim) dengan tuduhan liwat. Memang benar, Najib (gambar ihsan Kevin Kreutz) pada mulanya menafikan semua itu. Mula-mula dia kata dia tak pernah berjumpa Saiful, tak pernah jumpa langsung.

Selepas itu, dia mengaku pernah berjumpa Saiful untuk memberikan 'panduan kerjaya' kepada budak itu dan juga untuk membincangkan masa hadapannya, biasiswa serta perkara-perkara berkaitan. Kenyataan pertama bohong. Yang kedua juga bohong. Najib bertemu Saiful untuk membincangkan tuduhan liwat ke atas Anwar.... selanjutnya.